No need for pickup lines

[fabianboi]

I was waiting for my friend at the gym then I saw this cute girl sitting at the couch. I walked up to her, sat down and said.

me: "Hey, need a favor from you, I need you to tell my friend hes fat"
Her: "umm why?"
Me: "Oooh when you see him you will know"
Her: "Umm ok"
Me: "Will you do it?"
Her: "No, thats mean"
Me: "Extremely mean, but you see, its for his own good. I want him to do more excersize because I care about his health, and if some random girl tell him hes fat, he will want to excersize more... and I will have a workout partner in the mornings. So your doing me a favor too"
Her: (with a smile) I guess
At that moment he walked in and I said

Me: Hey Moe, I dont know her name, but she wants to tell you something. (I turn and look at her with a come-on look).
Her: Well... He wanted me to tell you that your fat
Me: Woah you betrayed me, I might be mean but your plain cruel

After that i kept teasing her that shes a bad friend and that i couldnt believe she did that. We had a cool conversation and then I N-closed it about 5 minutes later.

Point of this threat, there is no need for a pickup line. Just use whatever you have in your hands and go for it.

[mindquicken]

good stuff

[young dubs]

another point you made....be different... who asks some random stranger to tell their friend he's fat..hahaha


nice

[Vapor]

me: "Hey, need a favor from you, I need you to tell my friend hes fat"

That is a pickup line. You are obviously flirting with her. You wouldn't say this to a guy or a fat chick.

[fabianboi]

Of course I wanted to flirt with her, and its not a pickup line since i really had a friend on his way there.