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ch4zl33 · #1 07-07-2008, 03:08 PM

First off, i don't even know if i should use this, but it ended up costing me $1000 so I'd like to get some use out of it.

It was December, 3 days after my 18th birthday. I picked up a handle of jagermeister and my friend Dylan and I decided we were going to hang out with some girls we know. So we pick them up and do some jager bombs by the boardwalk. We drive to surf taco and grab a bite to eat, and then we head off into the next town we park on some random street and we get these girls to make out with each other. Half hour goes by so we drop the girls off and pick up my friend Kenny.

So we're bored, drunk, and neither of us want to call it a night...Then we drop by the plaza's (thats where everyone hangs out) and walk into a sports authority. We mess around in the back of the store and I have to go to the bathroom, I see some pool tables perfectly lined up..so i unzip and start pissing on 3 pool tables right in front of the camera...meanwhile my friends are running out of the store, while some asian employee comes up to me and says "hey OMG are you pissing?!" I say no no no and put it back in my pants, however i wasn't done urinating so i ended up going in my pants =P.

I run out of the store with 3-5 sports authority employees chasing me. I try wiping off my pants on my way into the Movie theater bathroom, where i finish going to the bathroom. I call my friends and tell them we need to meet at the apple bees around the corner and I happen to see my another friend and i told him what happened. A cop pulls up and He calls me over, arrest me, he wants me to rat out my friends but i refuse, so puts me in a holding cell. I stay there for 3 hours and one of my friends who's a detective drives me home. I leave with 3 charges (criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, and Lewdness)

I'm friends with this lawyer and only charges me like $500 he gets all 3 charges dropped and I plea guilty to urinating in public which is a $500 fine.
I ended up not paying for the pool tables (thank god) however I'm banned from sports authority for life.

Shamakani · #2 07-07-2008, 03:32 PM

ha, this must be a joke....

dhv story from immature behaviour, vandalism... nice try but also a bad joke lol

ch4zl33 · #3 07-07-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ch4zl33

First off, i don't even know if i should use this, but it ended up costing me $1000 so I'd like to get some use out of it.

thanks.

Shamakani · #4 07-07-2008, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ch4zl33

thanks.

i must had read that part wrong, my fault ... peace

miaddict · #5 07-07-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ch4zl33

First off, i don't even know if i should use this, but it ended up costing me $1000 so I'd like to get some use out of it.
I leave with 3 charges (criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, and Lewdness)

I'm friends with this lawyer and only charges me like $500 he gets all 3 charges dropped and I plea guilty to urinating in public which is a $500 fine.
I ended up not paying for the pool tables (thank god) however I'm banned from sports authority for life.

Sorry, there is NO "high value" in any aspect of this story.

Here, we do not allow discussion of illegal and moronic activity of the kind described in the first post.