i got this awesome cream at the mall that takes out dark circles and bag under your eyes.. Go to the makeup section and flirt with some girls while youre there.
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Im not into the Romantic sex thing. I |||| hard, i throw shit around the room, I do voices, and i |||| with my cowboy boots on while wearing bunny ears and lab goggles. When i finish, i do a chewbaca noise to let her know im done. I tell her she's more than welcome to stay, but i might fart on her leg in the middle of the night, and she'll think differently of me in the morning.. They always come back because they've never had so much fun.. GOT FRAME?- HumorUS
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