Responding to "My butt is too big"

[Afrolicious]

I have a dance class with a HB that i have been talking too for a few class now the other day we were bantering and pretending how we would act if we were competeing on dancing with the stars, she was eating this shit up then when it came to do lifts she busted out "i have a big butt" or "my butt is too big" comment and i could not think of any quick or witty responses. I ended up going with "you wish...I on the other hand have a badunkadunk." she responded with a light giggle.

So basically i'm sure this has come up a number of times before for many PUAs. Any suggestions for responses?

[Regiment]

HB: My butt is too big
PUA: More cushin' for the bushin'

[Leslie]

But(t) is good

[silversixone]

"Yeah, I know how you feel. I wish my penis were about 20% smaller..."


Silver

[TurnKey]

respond "ohhh, is that what keeps barking at me?"...serious face to a smile

[cameocarrier]

These are untested butt (lol), they may have merit:
I'm sorry, what were you saying, I was looking at your butt;
Fine, you don't have to brag;
I'm sure you aren't contageous:
Only in silhouette.

[Afrolicious]

Cameo, i like it those lines they are sound party funny and witty I'll field test them and let you know how its goes

Respect,
Afrolicious

[Local Celebrity]

Originally Posted by cameocarrier

These are untested butt (lol)
I'm sorry, what were you saying, I was looking at your butt;

LOL.

I'd just be like "You're right, what are you hiding in there?"

[logic10]

hahaha she's trying to BHRR you :P

HB: my butt is too big isn't it?!
AFC: but i like it.
HB: im glad you like it!!!
AFC: i do i do!!
HB: too bad you will never get it!

when this happens..you can do this:

HB: my butt is too big isn't it?!
PUA: yeah thats too bad, now you have to buy 2 plane tickets when you fly anywhere. <change subject> speaking of flying, i actually flew to Vegas a couple weeks ago...was insane...we rented a suite and had 3 strippers over...they were making making out with each other. all night! .blah blah blah

[Dragon777]

Originally Posted by silversixone

"Yeah, I know how you feel. I wish my penis were about 20% smaller..."


Silver

That one cracked me up.

If you're not at the point to deliver a line like that, go with an old standard. "Nah, girls should have curves."

By delivering it in a casual dismissive way (the way you'd tell it to your younger sister) you convey a lot of information. One, you've spent a lot of time around women and you're not going to indulge her low self-esteem gambits. Two, you don't buy into the popular media perception about the ideal female body image. You know what you like and that sets you apart from the army of cookie cutter D-bags.

It's a cocky, ambigious response that gives you more power and doesn't pander to her request for an attractiveness-affirmation. Keeps her guessing & boosts your value.

If things get serious, you can always coax her on to a treadmill.