Busch Gardens Tampa's Howl-O-Scream

I work at the park and have been given two tickets for myself and a guest to the park. The dates that they are usable are October 11th and 20th. I am looking for a skilled PUA to accompany me to help me on one of my first times out attempting MM. The tickets include a buffet dinner, as well as front of the line access to all of the haunted houses. I also receive a 30% discount on anything in the park, including beer. I would prefer someone who is not an adonis, since I am not at the peak of my looks. The reason is that I would learn better from someone who has experience from the average man's standpoint. Reply to this post or PM me to get the ball rolling.