Okay, I was at a strip club with my buddy (he's into going, but sooner or later I'll have to break him of this habit).

Anyway, for the first half hour we ignored the dancers and then my friend wanted to go up to the rail.

Long story short I didn't have any singles so I dropped a 5 on it and this girl kept wrapping her legs around my neck and shoving her box inches from my face.

What's a polite way to tell a stripper who's after more money to get lost with that shit and get real? (It was a club where the girls don't come down off the stage)

Even though I tend to think strip clubs are a waste of time it doesn't look like my buddy is going to tire of them anytime soon. So, any help working with this subpar situation would be great.

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Practice Hired Gun routines. Usually in strip clubs they have the dancers on stage, but girls working the floor as well. You can't game a girl while she's on stage, but the ones on the floor are fair game

I love strip clubs, they are some of the happiest places on earth. But I've been to strip clubs in San Francisco, Los Angles, Las Vegas, Denver, Orlando, Miami and those my friends are Top of the Line clubs. If I'm not mistaken laws are different everywhere regarding strip clubs as some don't let you get lapdances with contact and all that noise....zzzzz


Anyway, you could just playfully look at the lady and say "If you keep touching me I'm going to have to ask you to tip me, this ain't free either you know" Or something similar.

I've definitely used this line or something to that effect and its worked, you definitely want to back away from the roast beef curtains sometimes when they are trying to shove it in your face like a 5 dollar footlong. Aight man, good luck. Keep it real.

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Yeah. Problem was the dancers didn't come off the stage unless you wanted a private dance and I'm not trying to have that. No DJ either, but decent jukebox. Guess that's what happens when you just pick a place at random. Although my friend told me about another place she goes to when she's having a girls night out so I'll have to check it out and give it another shot.

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