So its My boys, Dj, Amadeo and Nick. Get to the Brea mall around 2:00 and start a couple of warm up sets. We use a new opener that I came up with.
Me- excuse me do you have any experience Jumping out of Cakes???
HB Umm?? No lol Why?
Me- Well, were having a Huge birthday party for my friend and we need a girl who would be down to jump out of a Cake... Would that be some thing you would be interested in???
HB-Laughs a little bit then leaves...
So we try this a couple of times and we arnt getting too much feed back decide that its too stright forward and it is making girls uncomfortable. So we split up.
Me and Dj -0
Amadeo and Nick-0
Dj and I decide it would be better to open up with the Cologne opener.So we go into Abercrombie and I squirt One kind on my wrist and Dj squirts a differnt kind on his wrist.
Do a couple of sets and get blown out ( we wenret feeling it yet )
Approach a three set. HB7 HB7.5 HB7
Do the cologne routine then fluff for a little A little jelous girlfriend and then ask if they are adventrous.
HB's- Yeah we are... We'll try any thing once.
Us- Ok well ever wanted to jump out of a cake??
Hb's-(huge smiles) YEAH THAT WOULD BE AWSOME!!
Us- Tell them about the party and Number close.
Dj and Zao- 3
Amadeo and Nick-0
We see an HB 8.5 and decide to go in... Shes walking towards us and we open.
Us- Excuse me could you help us out with some thing?
HB8.5- Yeah whats up?
Us- Cologne Routine then jelous GF again.
HB 8.5_ (tells us what she thinks)
Us- So are you adventrous.
HB 8.5- Yeah!
Us_ well our friend is having a huge party and we are looking for girls that would be willing to Jump out of a cake, wearing little to no clothing... Would you be down?
HB 8.5- HAHA Ummm. Probly not but I would love to go to the party!
Us- haha Bet you would... to bad your not hot enough.
HB 8.5- HAHA (hits me) Shut up... (major IOI's)
Us- yeah we would love to have you party with us. We'll show you how to really Party (or something along thoose lines)
NUMBER CLOSE
Dj and Zao- 4
Amadeo and Nick-0
Meet up with them. Talk about our conquest and get some thing to eat...
While we are eating Amadeos ExGirlfriend Is there with one of her friends.. (and of course she see's us when were not gaming girls) FUCK THIS
I exclaim after his ex leaves. LETS SARGE
We go out and Amadeo is texting her and dealing with Bull shit while nick Dj and I are opening sets.
Talk to a couple of older girls. Just to make conversation (they were easy HB 8.5's maybe 9s) but they were way to old for us and both parties knew this. But Talk with them for a while to DHV to others watching.
Go put on more cologne.
Do the EXACT SAME ROUTINE on A HB 8.5 red head
Get her number.
Dj Zao Nick- 5
Amadeo-0
Open Up a two set but the girls were good from far but far from good (they looked good from far away but up close they were beat)
Find out that one of the colonges was acctually perfume... GREAT
So Dj and I go to the bathroom to wash off my perfume...
On our way we see a Mixed set Guy and HB 8
AMOG the shit out of the guy... Man i felt like an asshole but Got the girls number ;-) so its all good.
Dj and Zao-6
Nick and Deo-0
Exiting the Bathroom i see some HB' 7.5's and just for fun Ask if they would be willing to jump out of a cake.
HB7.5's- YEAH THAT WOULD BE AWSOME...
Us- (very surprised because thats the first time just asking that has worked) We tell them about the party and Get one of the girls numbers.
Dj and Zao-7
Nick and Deo- 0
As were leaving the mall out of the food court I catch the eye of Three HB's
HB 8 HB 7.5 and HB 9 (easy)
Can't even remmeber what i opend them up with and just tottally ignoring the HB9 and Just talking to the friends but at the same time the HB 9 Is laughing. All of the sudden A big ass guy comes out of no where and IMMDEATLY I start to AMOG this mother fucker. I tell him he can jump out of the cake too and we could put a little Leather thong on him (slap his ass) and he is just like (wat the fuck???) and Get all the girls number while the guy is still just like (wat the fuck???)
Dj and Zao- 10
Amadeo and Nick-0
Well they still helped out in the sets soo what can ya do... Any ways the day was awsome and can't wait to see some of theese girls Jump out of this Cake. !!!!
CHEERS!!!
-Zao



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Try to image that half of that HB will came there and jumo from cake 



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