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So here I am on my ...
alcohol + female coworkers = naked hot tub party
So here I am on my way to some staff party I figured was going to be pretty lame. I work at a web development company and most of the people there are pretty boring / reserved.
It was a super hero themed party, so I threw together some peacocking gear, and went as "Party Boy." Glow sticks, a ribbon that says "I'm #1" pinned on with a budweiser bottle cap, and my famous Budweiser cowboy hat I made out of two 24 cases. (I should seriously consider posting the templates to make these bad boys, they ALWAYS get a really positive reaction from the ladies. "Did you make that yourself?")
Fast forward a few hours. HB7 coworker that I've been busting on for a while brings her boyfriend, who is a total AFC. I feel bad for the guy, I was once like him. She gets the great idea that all the younger people at the company jump in the hot tub. One problem, no swim suits. AFC boyfriend gets scared and stays upstairs with the older peeps who are jamming on the guitar.
The hot tub lineup:
-the 2 sysadmins (they're cool guys)
-my buddy programmer
-HB7 (bf upstairs)
-HB7.5 (gf of one of the sysadmins)
-HB9 (smoking hot new receptionist)
We all jumped in with our underwear on. I kept my body language alpha, with my arms stretched out across the back of the hot tub. HB7's at my right, HB7.5's boyfriend and HB7.5 to my left.
At first we're just having fun casual conversation, and our energy level is up there. I get some SP from one of the sysadmins who says he heard I know how to party, and buddy programmer confirms this. (I'm always showing up to work tired from sarging the night before).
HB7.5 has the great idea that everyone takes their underwear off. I second that motion. The next thing I know everyone's holding their underwear out of the water to prove they're naked. Girls still have their tops on though.
Next the topic comes up about how UG3 at work almost got fired for sexual harassment against me. (I didn't report her, but people were getting pissed and said something). They busted on me for it, "Oh JD, we know you go out to her van on her smoke breaks!"
HB7 gets a little confrontational. "How come you'll talk to HER at work, but you always ignore me?"
JD: "Because I can tell that you're trouble."
HB7: "Why do you think that?"
JD : "Well I used to think you were the innocent girl next door, but now I'm not so sure."
HB7: "What, how come?"
JD : "Oh I have my reasons. I just get that vibe from you."
HB7: "What!? Every guy I've been with I was in a relationship with! Blah blah blah!"
This is where I went a little AFC. The hot tub went silent and everyone was focused on this HB7 who was getting a little emotional. I didn't apologize, but I backtracked.
JD: "Whoa, that's not what I'm talking about at all. Don't take what I say that seriously!"
HB7: "But I do!"
Anyways I successfully steered the conversation away from there. I must have built some attraction with the negging, because HB7 started some kino with my right foot.
JD: "Hey!" I lightfully and playfully kicked at her foot a few times. She does it back smiling.
JD: "Keep that up and I'm dunking you in!" Of course she continues, and I try to dunk her in, but this girl is tall and I had a hard time.
HB7.5 takes off her top, followed by HB7, and HB9 was a hard sell, but she finally did too. My inner voice is telling me "sweet jesus!"
HB7: "Hey can I have your glow necklace?"
JD: "Okay, if I were to give you my necklace, what kind of services would I receive in return?"
HB7: "What do you want?"
JD: "Hmm, let me see. Okay if I give it to you, you have to fill my water all monday. I'll send you an IM, you come fill it up." (I know I could have probably gone for something more sexual, or whatever, but her boyfriend was in a room with window view to all this).
HB7: "Well that was easy!"
Little does she know I need my water filled about 6 times a day.
HB7.5: "What the fuck? JD why don't you give HB7 the glow stick, and suck her dick?" (This was kinda outta left field, I guess she didn't like how I was blatantly manipulating her friend).
JD: "What she has a dick!? What is she tucking it in or something? Jesus christ!" Everyone laughed, issue avoided. I'm beginning to realize it's all about leading the convo away from such land mines.
At one point HB7.5 starts touching my hand. I'm thinking "WTF your boyfriend is RIGHT THERE!" He was positioned between us, so all this was happening behind his head. She did it a couple times throughout the night, it was wierd. Maybe she thought it was his hand, but his hands were in the tub so I don't fucking know.
This was followed by some throwing around of underwear, and HB7 loses her bra in a bush. She is distraught by this and thinks I should go get it. Fuck that, I'm not her lacky I didn't do shit. Two of the "gentlemen" in the tub went searching for it.
I put my underwear on to go to the bathroom, and when I got back in HB7 pulled my boxers off right past my toes.
I told her about a sweet portugeuse grocer that sells cheap sandwiches that are huge and way better than subway. She said she wanted to come, and that she'd drive me there some time on a lunch break.
I was starting to get tired from the heat and the beers I had earlier. I kinda took a back seat to the conversation in the tub, which was bad. One problem I have is that when there is no current topic of conversation, I have a hard time bringing something up. In the back of my mind I'm thinking the people will think what I have to say is stupid, so I'm often silent. When you have 3 naked girls in a hot tub you've gotta take full advantage of the situation.
What kind of shit do you guys pull that's fun in the hot tub with a group of people?
Last edited by jackdaniels; 11-05-2006 at 09:42 AM.
sounds like you could have engineered at least a threesome dude
you were already onto sexual topics, and things were going smoothly, but then it sounds like the energy / momentum just died.. you should have stuck with the playful/kino vibe, and the HBs were already half naked
truth or dare would have escalated things very nicely
Damn! Truth or dare would have been awesome! (JD starts kicking himself). I'm a huge fan of games.
HB7 continued to kino throughout the night, even when I was silently chilling there. I just ran out of material / energy... sometimes it's hard to keep buying temperature up there. I think I need to remember to bring up random shit I'm interested in to keep the convo going even if it's not super exciting, like my favorite band at the time, or whatever.
Oh shit I forgot to mention HB7.5 grabbed my cock under the water at the end of the night, she was joking around, but still cool nonetheless.
Are you SURE it was HB7.5? You already said her BF's hands were under the water....
This is a situation where it helps to have a good wing. When you are surrounded by AFC's and they buy into your frame, sometimes they just stop talking, leaving you as the ONLY guy there to keep the girls engaged. Lame.
Haha, yeah I'm sure it was HB7.5, she leaned right in and did it in front of everyone. Her bf was getting a little touchy with my leg though (all in jest).
I've got to admit the other guys in the tub were acting a little AFC that night, which wasn't a big help. You can't really expect too much from computer programmers and system administrators. :/
Well one thing springs to mind... Fuck what the AFC's think... if they were men or as much of a man as they can be they would know what there girls were up too. Girls dont just get naked in a spa with there bf's around and flirt with other guys...
If it was me I would have done some truth or dare and got the girls kissing then make one kiss you and the other one go down on you under the water. Sometimes you gotta take a chance.
Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
you should have cavemanned one of the chicks...it's going to feel weird at first
I think you're all right, there was definitely possibility for more that night. HB7 filled up my water all day at work today as part of the deal for the glow stick. She messaged me "I can't believe you only asked me to fill up your water! With the amount of wine I had that night I would have done a lot more. You should ask for something more exciting next time." She's IMing me right now. What would you guys get her to do for the glow stick?
Man I know we're not supposed to use game at work, so it's probably best I don't get involved. What are your guys's thoughts on this?
jackdaniels, she is begging you for more. There is a "next time". Dont give her exactly what she is asking for. If you listen to David D, you may continue to make her do silly things "like filling your water" while using body language or IM to convey a different state. That'll drive her crazy , as she will be thinking "why is he not taking advantage of me?"... but of course, it's only temporary.
Originally Posted by jackdaniels
Just tell her something like "I didn't know how much you can take. So, I figure I'd go easy on you this time. I'm not sure if you can handle me"
The frame you might want to get into is... you are the prize, she has to do all these trivial acts to qualify herself to you. Escalate in terms of intensity, sexual kino etc...
You can pump her buying temperatur up during work. Just dont get caught.
(If you've never failed, you've never lived.)