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    Plenty of fish slut!!!

    Plenty of fish slut

    Me:
    Are you one of those girls who takes forever to put herself together, or does it just look that way?

    Her:
    I'm natural

    Me:
    So, let's say you are gonna take me out for suschi. I show up to pick you up and you just got home from the gym or wherever. Do you
    A) Take 15 mins, you are cute and im not embarrassed to be in public with you
    B) Take half an hour, you look deadly and I cant keep my eyes off you
    C) Take 2 hours and I die from starvation

    Her:
    B

    Me:
    Alrighty then, since we are truth telling. What is your most embarrassing moment?

    Me:
    Oh, and one more thing... What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

    Her:
    Caught having sex in a club bathroom

    Me:
    I got caught having sex in a club bathroom also but, the owner recognized me because my band played a show with him a few years back. He bought me a beer and we chilled out for the night. (True story, modified this piece in order to block out names)
    My most embarrassing moment was when my Ex's Dad walked in on us doing some Freaky Sexual stuff.
    Let's try something pick A,B, or C
    A) Hot baths (B) Hot showers
    A) Strawberies (B) Chocolate (C) Whip cream
    A) Nibbles on the ear (B) Bites on the neck
    For 5 points...GO!!!

    Her:
    Hot showers. Chocolate. Bites on the neck

    Me:
    WOW!!! Holy shit, that is seriously the answer for each one. Good job. 5 points awarded.
    If a magician came along and you could be anything in the world with no chance of failure what would it be??? Dont say Princess

    Her:
    Porn star

    Me:
    Really...I call your bluff. Do you think you could survive a zombie apocalypse?

    Her:
    Yes

    Me:
    The answer to my joke, what did the one ocean say to the other ocean is....
    Nothing they just waved.
    Sea what I mean?
    Im shore you do
    OK!
    Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Sean connery
    you gotta fuck one, fight one, marry one
    GO!!!!

    Her:
    I'll fuck Farrell. Marry Connery. Fight Jackson

    Me:
    What would be your theme song as you walked to the ring to Fight Jackson?
    What song would you fuck Farrell to?
    What song would be your first dance with Connery?

    Her:
    Rocky theme. Sexual healing. Unchained melody

    Her:
    Love this game

    Me:
    LMAO!! You are fun. for that reason I will give you my name and the first 3 digits of my number.
    Name-Derail
    Number-### (edited my number out)
    Lets do girls now.
    You gotta Fuck, Marry, and kill 3 celebrity girls of your choosing and why
    GO!!!!

    Her:
    I will fuck Selena Gomez. Young pussy. Marry Jennifer Anniston. She is cool. Kill Paris Hilton. Hate her.

    Me:
    Awe. Poor Paris, I think she is just misunderstood haha. Selena Gomez...I don't know, do you think you could handle her, she may be too much of a handle for you.
    What is the craziest thing you have ever done??? For 3 points

    Her:
    I can handle her. I had an orgy a few months ago. 4 girls. 3 guys

    Me:
    Respect... 2 points awarded. What makes you think you could survive a zombie apacolypse by the way?
    And just out of curiousity...If you were born a boy. What would your parents have named you?

    Her:
    Chris. If I was born a boy. I'm strong. I can survive.

    Me:
    So...should I just call you Chris then? I reviewed your profile and it looks like we are about 85 percent compatible. Im not sure you could handle the other 15 percent.
    What are 3 things apart from your looks (beauty is very common, I lived in Hollywood and my last girlfriend is an exotic dancer) that make you interesting?

    Her:
    No Kristen. I am a great beer drinker. I love sucking cock. And I don't wear panties. Ever

    Me:
    Well, Kristen, what is your favourite beer? I love eating pussy and I have studied the female Vagina and took a course that cost me 3000 dollars that taught me how to make women squirt and have crawling up the wall orgasms. I NEVER wear underwear either. So know that we have a few things in common I guess I will give you 3 more digits to my phone number
    ###-### (edited my number out)
    things I look for in a woman are a good personality, a good out-look on life, and a good energy? So far so good.
    If you were gonna cook me dinner, what would you cook?

    Her:
    Stella. On tap. I would cook u lasagna. While u eat my pussy

    Me:
    Stella on tap? Im actually surprised you say that, I pictured you as more of a bud light girl. You wouldnt be able to cook while I ate your pussy, you'd forget all about it and be crawling up the wall.
    I have 8 brothers and 1 sister. We all have a high sex drive. My sister called me on her 16 birthday and told me she was with a boy and went to second base. Ive been trying to figure this out...What the fuck is second base??
    Also, why should I give you my number? And would it be a waste?
    What is your middle name and what business do you own?

    Her:
    Second base is touching tits. I want u to eat me out. No middle name. Maybe we hook up

    Me:
    Maybe... It depends on how good of a kisser you are.
    ###-###-#### (gave her my number but edited it out)
    Text me your name or call me.
    Where is the craziest place you have had sex? And what is your favourite movie?

    Her:
    Happy gilmore. Had sex in the back of a movie theatre

    Me:
    My favourite movie is RocknRolla. I once had sex in a tree in the middle of a thunder storm.
    You never told me what kind of business owner you are? Where is your favourite spot on your body to be kissed? And touched? Besides your pussy?
    If I were to guess I would say kiss is the neck and touch is tits or small of back.
    Are you any good at massages?
    I dont see you texting me

    Her:
    I own a dance studio. My breasts for sure. I love giving massages. I'll finish u off with a great blowjob. Not texting u yet

    Me:
    I like giving massages better because I would rather get you off than get me off. It takes talent to get me off. Seriously. Ever had a head or hand massage? fucking amazing. I dated a massage therapist for awhile.
    You know what I wanna do with you? I want to bring you to my house, and, I have a honey I shrunk the machine, I will shrink us down into Barbie and Ken sized dolls and we can explore my aquarium and have all kinds of magical adventures. After that, if I were to cook you dinner, what would you want me to cook for you? Im a deadly awesome cook
    What kind of dance to you teach?

    Her:
    I teach mostly salsa. I want to fuck u

    Me:
    Well maybe you can teach me some salsa moves. What would I cook for you?
    That is nice that you want to fuck me. Im flattered. You got my number, use it and we will see what kind of adventures we can get ourselves into.
    Let's say 2 years have gone bye and we have had all kinds of crazy experiences. where would you want to go for a dream getaway with just the 2 of us?

    Her:
    You cook me Italian. I want to go to Fiji.

    Me:
    You should call me so that way we dont have to type anymore. Have you ever been camping? Do you like the outdoors at all?
    If I were gonna pick out lingerie for you.
    A) Thong (B) Booty shorts
    A) Lace (B) Mesh (C) Leather
    A) Fish nets (B) Stockings
    GO!!!

    Her:
    No call yet. No camping. Thong. Lace. Stockings. Mmmm

    Me:
    How about this? This sounds pretty hot. How about when we meet up. No kiss, no touch, our first touch is my dick in your pussy?

    Her:
    Lol. I'll do it. Sure

    Me:
    Ok. I dont wanna touch you at all. Just my dick inside you, then we can go from there.
    Favourite alcohol drink that is not beer. And favourite sexual position?

    Her:
    Vodka seven. That's so hot. Doggy. I also hate condoms

    Me:
    Vodka seven...nice I will show you the coolest magic trick that involves a vodka 7 drink. You have a last name Kristen?
    And hey, if you were a stalker. Would you be good at it?

    Her:
    I don't give my last name. I be a great stalker

    Me:
    What would be your chosen super power? Would you use it for good or for evil?
    And, do you like to be in control or controlled?

    --And then she logged off. Thoughts, and suggestions about this would be greatly appreciated. I want to hear all opinions



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    I forgot to mention this girl according to her pictures is blonde, blue eyes, banging and racked a BONAFIDE 10!!!

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    Really nice one you managed to play along with her sluttienes, I like the way you mixed sexualized talk non sexual future projections and role play.
    Maybe a little too much question and answer back and forth.
    But she never asked you something she just answered, and you answered your questions yourself though.
    IMHO I think if a girl is so slutty she is fake or bluffing and will flake. I'd like to hear an update.
    And it was a great way to open .

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    Too many questions, you should have gotten her number and banged her.
    http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/141465-why-you-need-quit-porn-now.html

    Women have two types of toys: teddy bears and vibrators. Teddy bears are for when they are emotional and want to watch romcoms, and vibrators for when they want to get off. What toy are you?

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    No girls a slut for enjoying her sexuality
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimbo View Post
    No girls a slut for enjoying her sexuality
    You're right, I said it wrong

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    When she said "maybe we should hook up", I would have put her on the spot about meeting up. If not, end the conversation, but I don't let the conversation get sexual. Women who talk about how good they are or write a lot about sex, I'm already going "she likes being in control (she's an instructor) and sex is highly unlikely (lots of talk about it and will be using her vibrator).. she talks a good game."

    Your questions were too long, hers were short and to the point. I also like knowing how long she's going to be on, because I'll tell them "I have to get off in 10 minutes" or "I'll be back, going to grab a bite to eat". If I want the conversation to go on, either face to face, over the phone, or Skype and chat at the same time - so I can send pics and music back and forth while talking to her.

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    Why did you ask so many questions?

    Keep us updated on when/if she calls you. In the meantime, meet and greet other women.
    "The mind only acts as an enemy for those who do not control it."

    You only lose what you cling to. -Buddha

    Here's how I see it:

    Men act, women react. Don't take the woman's role.

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    If she want to fuck, you just stop those comfort shit, get right into the point

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