Thread: Here it goes again!Slothfulpizzas mission to women domination!

After 5 years i finally caved in and realized that not gaming sucks.i have had no luck with women,no relationships,no physical contact what so ever!i used to be into gaming 5 years ago and used a lot of speed seduction .well it didnt work out too well for me and most girls just ended up feeling temporary attraction for me.there was nothing wrong with me i was funny and well kept.but i had this huge dumb idea of changing myself and not gaming.i was a virgin and still am!it gets to me a few weeks ago when i finally thought that i had stopped being what i was supposed to be,someone who i was naturally.i was sitting in a restaurant with my family when i saw a host of guys with gorgeous girls and women.i thought to my self if i was kidding myself by not approaching them?did my sex drive die?no!did i not want a relationship?no!did i miss being with women romantically?yes.then why the fuck did i change?i felt like a hypocrite.

i was denying myself the very thing that is a mans need.hey i had a huge collection of porn too!i decided,to hell with it!im going back in again.and this time for good.im not going to stop,im not going to turn my back.

i decided to pick up any material i found on pick up.i decided to go natural.i thought the whole speed seduction shit was stupid and never got me anything.i tried reading out a few things and watched some videos and found that im actually pretty natural.i didnt stop interacting with women and most of me female friends still believe i must have slept with a 100 women.trust me im literally begging for even 1.i had not lost my charm and was better at joking than before.i had improved many things about my self.so i thought im good to go natural.but most of the stuff i found was for clubs and im not by any means rich to go clubbing 4 times a week.day game it would be for me.i love day game as it give me a real deal.

about a week ago when i was going through many forums i stumbled upon theattractionforums.this happened when i was watching a lot of PUA videos on youtube and heard a lot of hype about cajun .i decided to get a few books.i have LSRM 1 & 2,magic bullets and VAH .i decided to go for Love systems because its triad really does make sense to me.i read a lot of FRs & LRs and decided that this is it,im going for this.i have started reading LSRM 2 .and its been great so far.i have already realized that my main sticking point has been attraction .

dont get me confused for a KJ though.i have gone out and made approaches.and was thrilled when i got so many IOIs from chicks.one of them knew me for not more than 40 minutes and gave me an expensive keychain from where she worked at as a gift.she stole it in front of me!i knew i had it in me.i just had to keep trying.thats what im going to do.

but for that i need your advice.not many people where i live believe in all of this,neither do i try to tell them about it since the last time i did,they made a lot of fun of me.well they still fear women.so nuff said!i need you to tell me where im going wrong,what i should do?,what my sticking points are what my strengths are.

im writing this FR not only for myself but also for noobs who will later see a transformed me.i believe in this stuff because it has given me results in the past.

i will be starting mystery's newbie mission tomorrow and will be posting all my approaches here.i will be going out a minimum of 3 times a week only to approach.each time i intend to open not less than 12 women.i want to be at a level at which some of the guys on this forum are!its possible and it will be done.im the toughest mother fucker when it come to going at it.i have immense will power and dont mind being rejected.

i will be older in a few months and dont want to continue living this same shitty lifestyle.i want to make the choice of who i spend my best years with.

i will be 24 in january i intend to get laid by then.i intend to celebrate new years with a new girl.i will do what it takes,just tell me and ill do it!

i have been reading LSRM 2 and im on the approaching chapter now.will finish it and blast some women tomorrow!

so join in on my adventure,ill make it as enjoyable as possible by doing some of the nastiest,naughtiest,dumbest,cleverest,funniest,adv enturous things possible.trust me ill make tucker max look like good boy.

i will post my FR tomorrow.

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20-11-2009

so i started out my mission tonight?did not go too well.i decided to go to the mall and open.but the whole fucking place was almost empty!i waited.after about an hour of waiting when finally women started to come out of their dens i had AA!i couldnt approach.but i still stood my ground.i waited and waited because at 8.30pm i had a party to attend and didnt have anything to do till then.all the girls i wanted to approach were with guys.not just with them i mean all fucking over them.how do i approach in such a situation?

i decided that it was time i go and went to the party.this was a party my sister had invited me too so i didnt really expect any women my type to show up.BOY WAS I WRONG!

the whole place was infested with 8s,9s and one 10.i must clarify though my 10 is someone who is a 9.5 by looks and gets .50 points for me fantasizing about marrying her.

so i walk up to the place shes there with my brother in law.she introduces me to people around about 20 odd of them whose name i dont recall.and then intros me to her friend.

this friend is an HB6.5.she immediately screams.hey i have met him before.

usually my afc self would go about kissing her ass asking her dumb questions,but i calibrated and said.have you?she immediately went on to remind me that she met me when i was there at their office to pick up my house keys.i did remember but i just acted as if i didnt for a while after that.some fluff talk.and a while later we had to go pick her brother up for the party.we were at the gate holding the pass for him when she says,how come you havent complimented you sister yet shes looking so hot today.

mind you i have never complimented my sister.so i say no my compliments arent free.besides i compliment but others sisters only.she lols!

i keep busting her balls throughout the night.she love it and plays along.

after a while i was at standing somewhere where i spot my 10!i was just looking all around when i see her staring right at me.haha gotcha!

so i dont approach because im thinking of what to come up with to say right?.then i move a little behind only to see shes playing with her son.fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she was wearing a brown jacket,black shirt and jeans.man she looked smoking.after a while i spot her talking to her husband.im not shocked to see hes not good looking,well built or seemed like a great personality.she kept hovering around me finding a seat around me,walking or standing around me through out the night.it was almost as if she was wanting me to go and open her.MAN i wanted to open her AND her to open in so many ways!

i must mention as soon as i entered there was this hot 8.5 right next to me who was giving off the vibe to people as if she was with me.she constantly kept passing in front of me and standing very close to me.i didnt make a move.i was with my brother in law.

then i bumped into an 8 again and this chick was literally eye fucking me!i mean i was the only person there who was constantly with or around women.doesnt matter if it was my sister,her friend or chicks hovering around me thinking im the center of the earth!

she continued to do this for a while,at one point i was right behind her and i commented,why is everyone dressed like a fairy here?what is this?fucking prom night?she took off.lol.she was wearing one of those prom night dresses!

at the end of the night i was going to get some water when lo and behold some kid kicks a ballon at me.im good with kids.and guess whos kid this was?yep the 10 babay!i kick it back at him and start playing with him,his mom had the DDB look on her face.i have not even spoken to her yet.she was soooo happy so see me around her and then i started to talk to her.when her asshole son looks at me as if he had actually read The Game .he did i dont know what but he made her and his father leave right then.i could have had this women.she wanted me to have her.i cannot be wrong about it!this made me wonder if i would have never given up gaming 5 years ago how good id have been and actually would have had this women.and how in a few months may be a year ill be good enough to not let go of such opportunities.

also approached another MILF .but her husband cock-blocked me instantaneously.

over all boring night got only two approaches.both milfs .got lots of c&f and negs in on HB6.5.

this day was bad.didnt get in any approaches.but will get in a better FR and number of approaches soon!

so i got a job!and boy does getting a job give you chances to get laid!

last saturday i was hanging with some friends,i was looking for a job and my friend happened to mention that he has been working in the same company i wanted to work for.

long story short i get an HR number of some dude from him that i decide to ditch for some other HR who promised 100% selection.went there at around 1130 am.ring the bell and lo and behold an HB9 opens the door.i acted all cool and asked if i could meet HBHR1.she asked me to wait there.i did.now this chick was fucking intimidating.my sister and a few other women have told me that i can be pretty intimidating and scare them off.i decided that ill go for the c&f angle.

since i didnt carry my resume HBHR1 asks me to use a computer and make one.after im done HB9hr gets off her chair while HBHR1 tells me shell take care of you.well obviously my previous self would have just nodded or blushed or whatever it is that AFCs do.but the new me had other plans.

i say,oh really shell take care of me?as in to indicate she wants to fuck me.HBHR1 smiles and says oh dont worry about that.and cant stop smiling.she was clearly not used to a guy saying some thing sexual the first time she spoke with.who is?

i sit next to HB9hr and she briefs me,in my mind which is a filthy place for any women to walk into,im thinking of ways in which i could just put my mouth on top of hers and make her stop talking!

i correct my body language and sit in a very alpha stance.after shes done talking and asking me to lie in my interview,i bust on her and bust on her some more.all this while there is this other hb4 sitting near me for an interview who gets all excited and throws blatant IOIs.im not even fucking kidding you this bitch did not want my penis to be in any other pussy!there were about two other HBs there too.both HRs.one was so cute she would make your heart melt.i spent most of my time ignoring her.but she made constant advances at me.the third one looked like she gave up the instance i spoke with HB9hr.

hb4 did not like me talking to HB9hr.so she constantly interrupted us.soon HB9hr got bored and stopped talking.my dick was angry!

now HB9hr was a cool chick and will remain a cool chick.how do i know this?the mother of all coincidences happens.my computer guy and hers turns out to be the same.he was at my place on Tuesday when i mention about the interview and the HR company.he mentioned her and that was enough social proof.

he called her a rowdy chick!good,i think to myself more to bust her on.

back to the story.after im done with the interview i was required to fake a years experience.she helped me out with that.she is risking herself for this.i dont take that as an IOI though.

after i get the letter of intent i bust on her calling her the don and how shes making me do things i dont want to do.she totally opens up at this point and is playing my little games.

hb4 shuts the fuck up and gets the hint.

Wednesday

im supposed to come back on Wednesday and collect my offer letter.i got there and fluff for a while.after which i bring up the computer guy co incedence and call her rowdy.at this point she starts talking about how the computer guy and his friend are complete assholes who fraud people for money and did that to her too.she starts talking about personal life.im ok with it i get into comfort mode.

at this point she mentions her boyfriend.but she mentions it in such a way as if i shouldnt hear the word boyfriend.IOI!

she mentions going for a movie but i totally fumble here and forget to take advantage.

yesterday we texted back and forth and she asks me to lie if her boss calls me up to tell him that shes at home.i bust on her again.she qualifies her self to me every time i bust her balls.

one interesting thing is she has a work cell,a personal cell and a home phone.while asking her for some details she says shell give me her home phone.but refuses to say it out loud even though theres no one next to us. instead she hands the cell to me.

what do i see?

i cute pic of her next to the home phone that says sweet home.i like the girly thing she did.IOI.

when i ask her for her number later on she gives me her personal number.which she isnt supposed to.

im happy!

she also used to be fat but worked her way to becoming a 9!HBHR1 proofed her for this.

im going to call her tomorrow for the movie!even if nothing happens ill still have a cool ass chick for friend!

so i joined my new office this monday.went for the induction and was told to be seated in the cafeteria.there were a lot of other people there too but only two women.i was like what in the fuck is this?but after a while one girl walks in and shes not got the hottest body but has the hottest face!many other women join us in a while.

i dont talk to her even though she is sitting in front of me.we are moved to a conference room where both of us dont get seats so we stand next to each other.i still dont talk.we are being told about the company and the person hosting us asks if theres anything we would want to know.i shouted the dating scene and girls please!she heard it everyone heard it but the host didnt.i get a good laugh out of everyone.the host who is a female and later turns out to be my trainer quickly comments on how comfortably seated i am as soon as i get a seat.a little to comfortable she says.calls me shameless.but in a nice neg way!more DHV for me.

by this time a AMOG who talks a lot has made major inroads in the female group.he later explodes himself by trying to do a BF destroyer the opposite way.i look at him and im thinking if he knew what to do hed be dangerous.and then suddenly realize how dangerous i can be.

at the lunch break i see HBhotface staring back at me.i say ok i have to approach now.so i just pick up my stuff and go,

me:hi you guys here for your induction too right?
HBhotface:yes.
me:im slothfulpizza.i extend my hand and shake hers.she blushes.

i ask her what her name is and talk to her since the girl she was sitting with was on the phone.i move her to the elevator.she smiles and knows what its on!

when we were sitting at the table she tried guessing my ethnicity and commented and complimented me.

later i dont talk much to her but decide ill close her the next it me we meet.

after the induction is over i am waiting outside the building waiting for a friend.when i see her walking down.she is smiling and has the i know this guy wants to fuck me look on her face.

i stop her and talk to her for a while.she says shes got to leave.and just when shes about to leave i ask her to give me her number so we can hang out sometime and give her the phone.

she asks me this number isnt going to go anywhere is it?

i dont understand what that means and when i do i say its safe and not to worry.

minutes later im at my sisters office to show her my new formal outfit.


lo and behold my cellphone GETS FUCKING STOLEN!

i must have forgot it in the cab.and the cabbie was quick to switch it off.i go and get the card blocked.but the number is lost!

this is my first real number close and my cell gets stolen what the fuck?

but then i buy a new one.

i met her today and number closed her again.she was more than happy to give it to me again.

im going to message her and see what shes doing and hang out with her.

TUESDAY.

lets start with Tuesday,at the job we were paired up and supposed to introduce each other.my partner forgets everything but mentions some things that gets a hes cool and hes cute out of the women there!

while this is going on one of the girls HBivebeentolondon whose a 7.5 starts giving blatant IOIs.at first i am comfortable with this.a while later we were split into groups and asked to do a really quick project.while we were doing this there was a girl in our group who constantly kept telling everyone how she has a boyfriend and now hes her fiance.i was like what the fuck isnt that obvious?do you like pick strangers off the street and get engaged?she was an 8!

we were supposed to draw something on a chart and after i got bored she began drawing.she was bent in such a manner that there was a table on which she was bent on,and a wall directly behind her.i wanted to go to the other side.but didnt bother asking.i just walked over being careful not to dry hump her!

well thats exactly what happened.my dick brushed against her right butt cheek,then got stuck in the butt crack and then touched her left ass cheek.THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME MY DICK OR I HAD EVER COME SO CLOSE TO A PUSSY!i could feel it!i thought she noticed and would give me a weird stare or slap me.

she didnt.want to know what she did?


as soon as my dick lost contact with her left butt cheek,i moved away,BUT SHE MOVED HER BUTT ALONG WITH IT KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH MY DICK!right in her ass crack.i was stunned!

i didnt care a fuck less,so i let her do it!it felt great!she made a point to be really nice to me and rude to the other guys.

i had to give the sketch pens back to the trainer and asked her to give them back so i dont get my ass kicked!

she starts talking about how shed love that,i ask her why shes thinking about my ass and start walking away.she has her mouth wide open!

by this time she fucks up big time and accidentally messages our trainer how bad she is!she doesnt show up the next day at work!lol.how dumb!

by this time all the women in the room know who i am and are comfortable with everything i do.guys lay off and know im the alpha male !

at break,us three guys and three girls are sitting and talking when one of the girls comments on how cute i am.the other says im so funny.and i look so funny,i tell her,what i look like a fucking clown or something.i knew she meant it the other way but i still made her feel bad about it and used it to neg her.

the other girl who had a fight with the amog kept telling me how cute i am and said ask him,pointing to the amog,who by now knows he is not getting any ass around me.i say thank you and brush it off.

at the next break HBivebeentolondon,walks behind me and starts flirting with me like theres no tomorrow.she tries to whip me around but i bust her balls and give her no mercy!she gives up.and by the end of the day begs for me to give her some attention.i am not kidding you,thats exactly what she did and said!

WEDNESDAY.

the guys at work tell me how i should fuck HBivebeentolondon and leave her.i agree.but im not like them im a PUA not a dick!
ok a little bit of a dick.

by this time i have become totally comfortable with the girls and HBSAVVY from day1 who i havent mentioned comes in.she is 9.5 in my book.everybody wants her.i only want to neg her!lol. the first day i make a huge error filling out my password recovering form.i mess up my month of birth.and she makes me feel bad about it.but then comes up to me and starts joking about how its a nice way to shave off 11 months.usually girls do that blah blah blah.she succeeds in negging me.

i want to get back at her!but theres one right thing i do here,i dont respond and act like shes some fly or something and almost ignore.

on Wednesday i see her at the water fountain filling up her bottle.usually i would want to think of something and fuck up by over thinking.that day i just went up and said,

arent you supposed to be wearing casuals today,its a dress down week.

she say something displaying that shes not a trainee and has a better post than me.i tell her so what the rules dont apply to you or something?

i walk off like i could give a fuck less!i dont know what effect that has on her but i come to know the next day.

THURSDAY.

HBSAVVY walks in into our training room wearing checkered blue shirt and jeans.thats the kind of thing i love wearing and love a girl in!

so she walks in and calls out my name.she knows my fucking name?eek::

the trainer interrupts her and asks how she is and what shes doing here.she says its her day off but shes still got something to do.quickly makes a gesture at me signaling shes wearing casuals.then proceeds to ignore me.i wanted to marry her right there!

and walks off.

HBivebeentolondon,constantly tells me how she likes me even though i stare at other women in front of her,make sexual innuendos around her to other women,ignore her,and bust her balls.she also clues me how shes interested in a married man.my friend tells her how its wrong.i almost get up and leave.she kinos me all the time.i dont even have to try.she makes no hesitation indicating how she just wants to fuck me.at one point she asks me where i stay,

i couldnt think of anything else to say so i said,

why,do you want to come over?and gave her the you want to fuck me dont you look.

she says yes!and gives me the same look.

my friend sitting next to me is stunned!

next day he even says that hes noticed that im filled with sex from top to bottom!

lol.

true!

today and tomorrow i wont have work but we do have to work on Sunday.what do you guys say should i just do her and get it over with?

also i just got LJBFed by HBhotface!

yea man pull the trigger and tap that you've got this in the bag

Originally Posted by ksilvia

yea man pull the trigger and tap that you've got this in the bag

thanks man.but this one wasnt in the bag.the bitch got physical with me in the office and ended up tearing up my shirt.in front of many people!

i got really angry because of her behaviour and also because that shirt cost me 2k.

anyway more stories.


so its new years and im looking for a lay but end up with my drunk friends and not getting any.i did go out to a lot of parties and open a lot of sets.it was fun i realized that its not as hard as it looks.

at one point i was at a party with a bottle of rum in my hand and was going around wishing people happy new year and all of them were very friendly and warm,but one bitch.i extended my arm to her and wished her happy new year and she said

i dont want to wish you new year.

i didnt know what to say as this was my first real shit test of first encounter with a bitch.so i just extended my arm even further brushed her aside and wished the blone 9 behind her.all the guys were friendly too.so i move to the french guy next to the bitch and wish him and the girl next to him.he asks me what im drinking and i tell him rum,he asks if he can have some so i give him some.

all her friends were into me and were not bitches like her.but my asshole friend pulled me out.he just couldnt see me be happy and get some girl.he started to say how the girl was telling the other guys to kick my ass.i wouldnt believe it as all the guys there were more than welcoming me and the women seemed warm too.

last week before the new years i met HBSAM.she is the shadow trainer.she is a 7.5.but shes married.

i met her in the morning but didnt speak.at break i just extended my arm and said,

me:slopthfulpizza
her:sam

and that was it.i opened without a line.

i had finally understood how people always say its not in the opener.i got the hang of it.and kept hitting on her.

in about a few hours we became very good pals.i wouldnt say pals but we definitely had attraction going on.a few days later for some reason i had to shake her hand.i did and just let it be there.i didnt move it but after a while when i realized that i should move it she wouldnt let go.

yesterday i number closed her.and told her i would call her to ask her about her mother in laws health.she was going to have a surgery.but she quickly remarks

you can call me for other stuff too.

also i had this major trainer bitch that i talked about before who could just not get enough of busting my balls.i only kept quiet because she could screw me if she wanted to.

but lo and behold she develops this major crush for me on new years eve and asks me out later.now let me clarify that this chick is an HB3 but has a very good personality.besides i managed to convince her to have only a fuck buddy relationship and if i could fuck her other friends who one of who is her boss.she doesnt mind so doesnt the boss.

also HBhotface removed me from the ljbf zone immediately after i posted my last post.now she wants to hang out with me.

today i opened this cute little chick i keep seeing.didnt use an opener just went with what she was carrying in her plate made busted on her when she went back for more food.shes a 7.5.


HBivebeentolondon crossed the line when she tore my shirt.i told her to fuck off.shes buying me a new shirt!

Nice FR's, you've been progressing well and like you i am still a virgin lol although few year younger so i am curious when you lose it :-D. I don't know when mine will be lost cause i am still at the very start (few approaches).

Keep them coming

TODAY.

so im at the office and am supposed to buddy up with an employee and get tips from them or observe them.im with other trainees when the coach comes up and picks me first and points at the gay guy,and tells me to pair up with him.and then realizes that i wont sit with him and picks some other girl up and makes her sit with him.i had no problems sitting with him but i really wanted to sit next to come chick.

after a lot of me rejecting people she finally points to a girl and tells me to sit next to her.i do it.


flashback.

in my second break i was out with my friends as they wanted to smoke and i had seen this girl with someone smoking.i thought she was kind of ok.

back to the present.

i sit next to her and realize that i need to do something to stand out from the rest of the guys she meets.so i do what i did with HBSAM.i extend my arm and say,

me:slothfulpizza with a smile.
her:shocked or whatever and forgets to give me her name and says thats my project managers name too.
mene day ill be a team manager too.
her:all impressed.

we get on to work and shes about to go for her break.

after shes back shes gives me some of her mouth refreshing thing she was eating.she had been smoking so she offered me too.i took it and built a good rapport.she insisted that i stay back and sit with her.

but i didnt!

while i was about to go i was thinking of how i would get her number,i didnt do much thinking and just blurted out

NUMBER!

she hands me her cell phone and i punch in my number and send myself a message since my phone was off.then i just leave.

nothing much.but ever since i started doing pick up i have realized that all the beliefs i held about myself are not true.women are more than welcoming toward me and are attracted to me.i have yet to close a cold approach yet though.

im more into social office circle gaming but i also want a lot of cold approaches!i will be doing them over the weekend.its 12 more days to my birthday so before that i have to lose my virginity.i think i might pull that off.

Good luck bro i'm rooting for u, 12 days u can def do this