Kissing a woman's hand when meeting her: origins;
Timinator told me that the origins of kissing a girls hand when you first meet, as in olden times, has its origins in trying to get laid.
He said that you would take a whiff of the girl's hand to determine whether or not she was having her period, and by extension, if you had any chance of getting laid.
He references The Scarlet Pimpernell. (I guess the abridged version left that out).
Has anyone heard this? Google has nothing.
A man doesn't ask for much out of life; shelter, decent food, something to occupy his time, a dog at his feet, a clitoris to lick - what else do you need really?
"It'll all work out. I have a plan, it works every time: I'm gonna go out and have sex and then wait for somethin' to randomly happen."
- The Ladies Man