Banter Lines

[Fader]

What are some of your favorite banter lines? Let's put together a list of phrases we use to banter, tease girls, etc.
Personally I like hiring / firing girls
Telling them they look like trouble and
Giving them #'s
What are your some of your favorite banter lines?

[Starman]

You're bad girls, aren't you?
You're a dork!
You don't get out much, do you?
You're cute, like my little sister.

[Fader]

Totally forget we are broken up. I use that all the time. Then I go well I guess I am moving out whose going to take care of the cat and dogs.
I am not looking for negs here folks (or disqualifiers) just cute lines for teasing and pumping BT. So far so good boys!

[Vapor]

She drops/spills/etc. something, "This is why we can't have nice things."

[Fader]

She drops/spills/etc. something, "This is why we can't have nice things."

Great stuff as always vapor. If she drops something I will say "it's ok, you dont have to be nervous", this 100 percent of the time gets a laugh

[Levo]

I live to derive nicknames from something I've busted on her for. It becomes a mini in joke bewteen us.
Alot more affective than using a stock nickname that you had no inspiration to give her IMO.

[Sy]

When I beat them at thumbwars... "OMG you suck at this, but you can cook right?" *punch*

[Dr. Zeus]

- Which one of you guys would win in a fight?
- You're taking this way too seriously
- Stop flirting with me
- If that were true, you wouldn't love me
- You must've driven your parents crazy
- Give me a kiss on the cheek, and maybe I'll let you forgive me
- I'm too high maintenance for you
- What else do you like about me?
- I'm so out of your league
- Let's play a game. Let's see how long you can hold your breath
- You're back to square one with me, missy
- You're so outside the circle of trust
- How short are you?
- You're such a player
- You guys remind me of the Power Puff Girls/or/ You guys are like watching The View
- Do your parents know where you are
- Isn't this a school night
- You're makeup is smudged
- Bartender, you might want to check this girl's ID again
- We should hang out some time. You can help me pick up chicks
- You girls aren't toursists, are you?
- Holy shit, you really don't know what you're doing, do you?
- Careful girl, I'm a heartbreak waiting to happen
- Your ex boyfriend sounds just like me
- I'm so emotionally unavailable right now
- I think you might make a nice friend
- We need to find you a man
- We would never get along

[Eclectic]

'You love it...don't try and pretend you dont'

(after I hate you, your mean etc etc)'Listen, you wouldn't have it any other way...and neither would I'

'Anymore of that, and I gonna have to charge you...and you know what?'
Her: What?
Me: '(lean into her ear and lower your voice)...you couldn't afford me'

[Dominance]

"That's no excuse." If she gives a solid, totally valid reason for not doing something, said playfully.