Banter Lines

[Fader]

You're kinda fun. I'd kidnap you and sell you on ebay, but I don't want negative feedback

What is this, bait and switch? I want the cool kid back

You're cool and everything but I'm going to try and snag myself a rich girl tonight

[BAMiracle]

for when a girl brags about herself.

"you don't got to lie to kick it"


fader note: earlier in the thread we talked about this (using lyrics from famous songs)

[DrSarge]

When they something silly or do something ackward: "OMG, I cannot stand this anymore... Security!!!"

[ds650rida]

If she tries to DHV.

"Aww.. your doing big things now!"

[eleovjr]

hb: I have a boyfriend .
PUA: How long you had that problem?

credit to Positive K's 'I got a man'.

[Boulderhead]

"If we were in grade school you would have a huge crush on me...and i would steal your lunch money." --not sure if a slightly different version of this has been posted already or not (if so my bad), but a very interchangeable line either way.

Variation:
"You're way more naughty than nice, so for your sake im going to adopt you right now and teach you how to love and care."

[Malin]

HB: are you trying to pick me up?
ME: Nah you look to heavy

Say this line with a smile or you will get slap

[sxdrv]

HB: i have a boyfriend
you: i have a goldfish
HB: what does that have to do with anything?
you: oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter to us anymore.

[Sorrisi]

If a girl is obviously older then me:
ME: "How old are you?" (Asking as if I'm qualifying her)
HB: "35"
ME: "Oh baby you're way too young for me!"

If a girl is obviously younger then me:
ME: "How old are you?" (Asking as if I'm qualifying her)
HB: "19"
ME: "Oh sweetie you're way too old for me."

[cptblackhawk]

dont make me come down there and teach you a lesson

(im 6'6")

and when she asks "a lesson in what?" <br />
you respond Sweet talk 101 (: field tested. defineately works with texting