Banter Lines

[Sea Bass]

one that can really only be used for about a month more...

if she coughs or sneezes or something, be like "ahhh get away! I don't want swine flu!"

[jbeca]

Credit an old Friends episode.

When she describes something overly dramatic for something trivial that happened in her life

"wow. i wonder who's going to play you in the movie"

[sling]

When I'm talking about something and a girl teases me with "you know you love it" or "you know it turns you on" I reply with "oh yeah, I'm nursing a semi as we speak." Always gets a laugh.

HER: Why does... (anything, as long as it starts with "why")
YOU (in an accusatory tone): Because you touch yourself at night.
(credit to Family Guy, I've tested it a couple times and it gets a big laugh... even better if she's a big FG fan and gets the reference)

She says/does something stupid, you sigh exaggeratedly then:
YOU: That's a real shame.
HER: What?
YOU: Just when I was starting to fall for you, you had to go and blow it.

[Enzedder]

Credit: Fight Club .

HB: *says something clever*
You: Oh I get it. That's clever.. How's is working out for you?
HB: What?
You: Being clever.

[ManDown]

pua: hey i like those earrings you're wearing
hb: oh thanks
pua: ya i wish i would have kept everything i made at summercamp when i was little

[GSKMSK]

If she is giving off IOI's and you are about to move into qualification but she is trying to play 20 questions (asking your name, job, whatever). This line works good - "What are you? A cop!?" I usually say it in a quick, shady voice.

She throw you another IOI - laughter and your off into qualification either by answering her questions then asking about her ____. or by using a canned

[plaag]

anything she does worthy of a neg...

congradulations, you just became my new arch enemy

[Usefull Idiot]

HB: "Oh my God"
PUA: "Yes?" or "Yes my child?"

When she drops something:
PUA: "That doesn't go there" or "Put that anywhere"

[Dr. Zeus]

When a blonde chick pushes her way to the bar...

-Take it easy, sweetheart. They're serving alcohol, not peroxide

Chick doesn't have email, cell phone...

-Wait a minute, you're not Amish are you?

2 set of girls that look alike, or 2 set of sisters...

-You guys sooo look like the Olsen twins

Responses for girls being rude...

-Wow, you learn that in charm school?
-Ok, Miss Congeniality

Girls with unusual names...

-What is that, a stage name?

[prestidig]

Hi all,

I created flash cards to learn some of my favorite banter lines with a program called Before You Know It. I originally bought BYKI to learn French. But you can create flash card lists for any subject and share it. Here is a link to the list I created. The banter lines I included are some of my favorites from various sources. Let me know what you think. I tried to organize it by the frame of interaction and included hints to trigger the memory of the banter line.
I hope it's helpful!

Banter Lines in Others / Byki Others list