When they talk about boning other dudes...

[Yuji]

say you just started seeing (like 1st or 2nd outing before kiss or f close) a girl and shes telling you about her boning some dude recently. is it a shit test? or is she handing you a friendzone pass? or is she just plain stupid? it always trips me out when this happens, obviously i try to not show it. does it happen to you guys often? especially with the loud ones.

[pfb03]

Oh, so you enjoy fucking? I can see we're going to get along just swell.

[HRHughes]

You're stepping into the friend zone, divert the conversation.

If you are interested in a girl, do you tell her about the other girls you get with?

[CoyoteIrish]

No worries, she was probably just talking about boning me. This comes up a lot. Sorry, bro.

oh, and get out of the friend zone

[HumorUS]

Oh, so you enjoy fucking? I can see we're going to get along just swell.

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! GREEEEEAAAAT!!!

and to OP

[Shadoh]

HAHA, coyote's hillarious.

good diversion though.

"uuhhh..... anyway.... i went to the store the other day... and saw this dog that had the exact same hair color as you. kinda weird"

[HumorUS]

HAHA, coyote's hillarious.

good diversion though.

"uuhhh..... anyway.... i went to the store the other day... and saw this dog that had the exact same hair color as you. kinda weird"

wow... thats just WTF?!?

Humorus: Oh my god, I actually had a romantic encounter with our waiters Mom.. Oh, man this is gonna be awkward....

possible back fire

Hb: oh my! i've had a romantic encounter with our waiter..

Humorus: Well, arent we the little skank..

[InnFielder]

Whenever I go out with a girl for the first time I deliberately bring up sex. I'll ask them about the craziest sex they ever had...just to get them picturing themselves having sex with me. Don't stay on the topic too long cause A.) it will get weird B.) it will seem try-hard or C.) you ill be in the friend zone.

Just bring it up then smoothly segue into another topic completely unrelated to sex.